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JJ Irani · 26 February 2009, 02:24 AM

THE LIE DETECTOR

John was a salesman's delight
> when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick.
>
> His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get
> him to change.
>
> One day John came home with
> another one of his unusual purchases.

> It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie
> detector.
>
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when
> Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from
> school.

Tommy was over 2 hours late.
>
'Where have you been?
>
Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?'
> asked John.
>
> 'Several of us went to the library to work
> on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

The robot then walked around the table and slapped
> Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
>
> 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector,
> now tell us where you really were after school.'
>
> 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a
> movie.' said Tommy.
>
> 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
>
> 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.
>
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped
him, knocking him off his chair once more.
>
With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and
> said, 'I am sorry I lied.
> We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.'

'I am ashamed of you son,' said John.
> ' When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'
>
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that
nearly knocked him out of his chair.
>
Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said,
> 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one!
> You can't be too mad with Tommy.
> After all, he is your son!'
>
> With that the robot immediately walked around to
> Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
>

Cheers - JJ

mldaytona · 26 February 2009, 02:43 AM

DSJ · 26 February 2009, 02:45 AM

That was hilarious!

Kokyuryoku · 26 February 2009, 02:50 AM

ratae1950 · 26 February 2009, 02:53 AM

Rofl!

Numismatist · 26 February 2009, 03:08 AM

Mosco · 26 February 2009, 03:15 AM

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!! That's a good one!

limbo · 26 February 2009, 05:31 AM

Latrodectus · 26 February 2009, 08:17 AM

vapalux · 26 February 2009, 08:32 AM

Si

Lion · 26 February 2009, 10:48 AM

Now that's very funny!!!

Gaijin · 26 February 2009, 01:25 PM

Hysterical JJ!

idk01 · 26 February 2009, 01:44 PM

:-) Love it hehehehehehe

coddger · 26 February 2009, 01:59 PM

Bisquitlips · 26 February 2009, 03:08 PM

gtbike72 · 26 February 2009, 03:45 PM

Carolina · 27 February 2009, 12:12 AM

oops!

swatty · 27 February 2009, 07:24 PM

johan · 25 March 2009, 03:50 AM

bodybump · 25 March 2009, 06:17 AM

hflee55 · 25 March 2009, 12:00 PM

26 February 2009, 02:24 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	The Lie Detector!! LOL!! THE LIE DETECTOR John was a salesman's delight > when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. > > His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get > him to change. > > One day John came home with > another one of his unusual purchases. > It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie > detector. > It was about 5:30 that afternoon when > Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from > school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. > 'Where have you been? > Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?' > asked John. > > 'Several of us went to the library to work > on an extra credit project,' said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped > Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. > > 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, > now tell us where you really were after school.' > > 'We went to Bobby's house and watched a > movie.' said Tommy. > > 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha. > > 'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy. > The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. > With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and > said, 'I am sorry I lied. > We really watched a tape called Sex Queen.' 'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. > ' When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.' > The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. > Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, > 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one! > You can't be too mad with Tommy. > After all, he is your son!' > > With that the robot immediately walked around to > Marsha and knocked her out of her chair. > Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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