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figbo · 27 March 2009, 05:10 AM

At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?'

'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.'

'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:

'What about all these matzo bread purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of matzo balls.'

'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'

'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi.
'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue Service, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.'

Lion · 27 March 2009, 11:03 AM

Now that's funny!!!

theloxmyth · 27 March 2009, 11:05 AM

Funny, yes.

True, surely!

hflee55 · 27 March 2009, 12:21 PM

coddger · 27 March 2009, 01:21 PM

L O L !

Mosco · 27 March 2009, 01:29 PM

That one is AWESOME!

:r ofl:

JJ Irani · 27 March 2009, 04:48 PM

Latrodectus · 28 March 2009, 12:19 AM

champion5 · 28 March 2009, 04:46 AM

now that's funny

27 March 2009, 05:10 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Internal Revenue Service inspector(U.S. tax people) At the end of the tax year the IRS sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?' 'Good question,' noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh,' replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: 'What about all these matzo bread purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes,' replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send us a free box of matzo balls.' 'I see,' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi,' he went on, 'What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?' 'Here, too, we do not waste,' answered the Rabbi. 'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Internal Revenue Service, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.'

27 March 2009, 11:03 AM	#2
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