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ROLEX MAN · 17 April 2009, 11:23 PM

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness...

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colors.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Lion · 17 April 2009, 11:39 PM

Very good!!!

figbo · 18 April 2009, 01:50 AM

Bebot · 18 April 2009, 02:02 AM

You can get ready for work in 5 minutes top.

Mosco · 18 April 2009, 02:57 AM

idk01 · 18 April 2009, 03:00 AM

Love it, and its all so true :-)

oneillba · 18 April 2009, 03:26 AM

Isn't that the truth... I had to pass this one along to all my buddies.

limbo · 18 April 2009, 07:20 AM

Latrodectus · 18 April 2009, 07:44 AM

Right about that

Bisquitlips · 18 April 2009, 08:24 AM

JJ Irani · 18 April 2009, 01:46 PM

hflee55 · 18 April 2009, 07:38 PM

Ain't that the truth!

coddger · 19 April 2009, 05:45 AM

bodybump · 19 April 2009, 01:46 PM

I love the very last one.....Ive done it last year!!!! bought 10 items just different color!!!

17 April 2009, 11:23 PM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	Men Are Just Happier People-- Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness... Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colors. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

17 April 2009, 11:39 PM	#2
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18 April 2009, 07:44 AM	#9
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18 April 2009, 08:24 AM	#10
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hflee55 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Andy Location: Kuala Lumpur, MY Watch: Me Watching You!! Posts: 3,260	Ain't that the truth!

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bodybump ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2024 SubLV41 Sponsor & Boutique Seller Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Oscar Location: Florida Watch: Me!!! Posts: 23,233	I love the very last one.....Ive done it last year!!!! bought 10 items just different color!!! __________________

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