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idk01 · 30 April 2009, 01:45 AM

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her
students and finally said, "Harry, what's your problem?"
"I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm
smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would
give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to
go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed
to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader
should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to
the 3rd grade."
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
"Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal began to sweat!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
"Pants."
Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
"Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide but before he could stop the
answer,
Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?"
"Shake hands."
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot
of heat and excitement?" The principal began trembling.
"Fire truck," Harry said.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in
the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.

music_healing · 30 April 2009, 02:39 AM

good one

Kokyuryoku · 30 April 2009, 02:59 AM

Me too

JJ Irani · 30 April 2009, 04:13 AM

Terrific!!

Bisquitlips · 30 April 2009, 07:39 AM

slc1310 · 30 April 2009, 09:05 AM

great!!!!!!

Lion · 30 April 2009, 12:11 PM

Very funny!!!

swatty · 30 April 2009, 07:21 PM

Another good one Dave

limbo · 30 April 2009, 07:59 PM

figbo · 30 April 2009, 09:13 PM

So did I.

:th umbsup:

BGRINDEL · 1 May 2009, 07:04 AM

hflee55 · 1 May 2009, 10:04 AM

coddger · 1 May 2009, 01:10 PM

30 April 2009, 01:45 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Smarter than the 5th Grade A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students and finally said, "Harry, what's your problem?" "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" "Legs." Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal began to sweat! Harry replied: "Pockets." Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" "Pants." Ms. Brooks: "What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?" "Coconut." The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open. Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?" The principal's eyes opened really wide but before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum." Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?" "Shake hands." Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?" The principal began trembling. "Fire truck," Harry said. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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