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Old 7 May 2009, 01:15 AM   #1
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Drunk talk

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are *ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE* to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning
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Old 7 May 2009, 01:53 AM   #2
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Old 7 May 2009, 03:43 AM   #3
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Old 7 May 2009, 03:48 AM   #4
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Old 7 May 2009, 03:49 AM   #5
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Another masterpiece, Dave!
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Old 7 May 2009, 03:55 AM   #6
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QFT! Really funny.
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Old 7 May 2009, 07:20 AM   #7
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Old 7 May 2009, 07:51 AM   #8
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I said all of them after a pint of cognac!
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Old 7 May 2009, 08:27 AM   #9
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Old 7 May 2009, 09:26 AM   #10
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So true!
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Old 7 May 2009, 10:54 AM   #11
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Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOL!
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