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idk01 · 7 May 2009, 01:14 AM

10. Nuts...my shaft is bent
9. After 18 holes I can barely walk
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker
7. Look at the size of his putter
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in golf but isn't:
1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first

diablojota · 7 May 2009, 02:36 AM

HAHAHA! Fantastic! I've heard all of those on the course at some point. Occasionally when I do hear one of them, it is followed by a "That's what she said".

idk01 · 7 May 2009, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by diablojota

HAHAHA! Fantastic! I've heard all of those on the course at some point. Occasionally when I do hear one of them, it is followed by a "That's what she said".

And I'm the guy that always says "thats what she/he/they said" all the time

diablojota · 7 May 2009, 03:02 AM

HAHA! I guess we'd have a problem on the golf course then. We just may overuse the phrase!

idk01 · 7 May 2009, 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by diablojota

HAHA! I guess we'd have a problem on the golf course then. We just may overuse the phrase!

Thats what she said!

Prince · 7 May 2009, 03:35 AM

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JJ Irani · 7 May 2009, 03:41 AM

Bisquitlips · 7 May 2009, 08:02 AM

swatty · 7 May 2009, 08:19 AM

Lion · 7 May 2009, 03:33 PM

Excellent, what sport are we playing again!!!

diablojota · 7 May 2009, 03:41 PM

Okay, so I'm playing golf at 1:00 Thursday (today technically). I'll see how many of these get used and how many "that's what she said" phrases I can throw out!

idk01 · 7 May 2009, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by diablojota

Okay, so I'm playing golf at 1:00 Thursday (today technically). I'll see how many of these get used and how many "that's what she said" phrases I can throw out!

Awesome :-) this is going to be good

I've been driving my other half nutz all day with 'thats what they all say', I love having the flue, can get away with anything

until I recover *Zoinks*

diablojota · 7 May 2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by idk01

Awesome :-) this is going to be good

I've been driving my other half nutz all day with 'thats what they all say', I love having the flue, can get away with anything

until I recover *Zoinks*

diablojota · 8 May 2009, 08:24 AM

Okay, so we only played as a twosome today (that's what she said) as the other 2 had to wuss out on us. That said, got a really nice one in. My friend hit it a little long. He said "I hit it into the mushy stuff", and what followed? That's what she said... That was only one of the gems from today's round.

idk01 · 8 May 2009, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by diablojota

Okay, so we only played as a twosome today (that's what she said) as the other 2 had to wuss out on us. That said, got a really nice one in. My friend hit it a little long. He said "I hit it into the mushy stuff", and what followed? That's what she said... That was only one of the gems from today's round.

Hehehe At least you got one in (thats what she said) I've officially driven the wife to insanity

hflee55 · 8 May 2009, 10:22 AM

coddger · 9 May 2009, 01:33 PM

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diablojota "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Real Name: Frank Location: Chattanooga, TN Watch: SS Submariner Date Posts: 4,042	HAHAHA! Fantastic! I've heard all of those on the course at some point. Occasionally when I do hear one of them, it is followed by a "That's what she said". __________________ RTFT - Read The Friggin' Thread FcB

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diablojota "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Real Name: Frank Location: Chattanooga, TN Watch: SS Submariner Date Posts: 4,042	Okay, so I'm playing golf at 1:00 Thursday (today technically). I'll see how many of these get used and how many "that's what she said" phrases I can throw out! __________________ RTFT - Read The Friggin' Thread FcB

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diablojota "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Real Name: Frank Location: Chattanooga, TN Watch: SS Submariner Date Posts: 4,042	Okay, so we only played as a twosome today (that's what she said) as the other 2 had to wuss out on us. That said, got a really nice one in. My friend hit it a little long. He said "I hit it into the mushy stuff", and what followed? That's what she said... That was only one of the gems from today's round. __________________ RTFT - Read The Friggin' Thread FcB

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