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idk01 · 6 May 2009, 03:35 AM

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm
fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of
your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in
bed". That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's
Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your
tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,
pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.

chu88y · 6 May 2009, 03:39 AM

ding dong

JJ Irani · 6 May 2009, 03:41 AM

Mosco · 6 May 2009, 03:44 AM

...and if you're sh**ty in bed in reality, that's POLITICS!

Lion · 6 May 2009, 03:45 AM

Very good!!!

limbo · 6 May 2009, 05:37 AM

Rebel · 6 May 2009, 06:12 AM

Bisquitlips · 6 May 2009, 07:46 AM

pz93c · 6 May 2009, 09:23 AM

Ah, so it's "Brand Recognition", then.

Thanks, chief.

hflee55 · 6 May 2009, 10:42 PM

coddger · 9 May 2009, 01:34 PM

6 May 2009, 03:35 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Marketing Explained You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

6 May 2009, 03:41 AM	#3
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6 May 2009, 03:44 AM	#4
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	...and if you're shty in bed in reality, that's POLITICS! __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss “A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson**

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6 May 2009, 09:23 AM	#9
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	Ah, so it's "Brand Recognition", then. Thanks, chief.

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