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idk01 · 6 May 2009, 03:33 AM

Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between
them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea" He went next door to the
butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large Sausage. Bob said, "Are
you crazy??? Now we don't have any money left at all!!" Larry replied,
"Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of
Jack Daniels. Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble
we will be In? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Larry replied,
with a smile, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my
zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done,
the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them Out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for
free.

At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore.
My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!"

Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the third
pub!"

browngo1 · 6 May 2009, 03:35 AM

JJ Irani · 6 May 2009, 03:43 AM

Lion · 6 May 2009, 03:44 AM

Excellent!!!

limbo · 6 May 2009, 05:41 AM

Rebel · 6 May 2009, 06:13 AM

Numismatist · 6 May 2009, 07:35 AM

Bisquitlips · 6 May 2009, 07:45 AM

hflee55 · 6 May 2009, 10:40 PM

swatty · 7 May 2009, 08:25 AM

coddger · 9 May 2009, 01:36 PM

6 May 2009, 03:33 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Larry and Bob Larry and Bob wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea" He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large Sausage. Bob said, "Are you crazy??? Now we don't have any money left at all!!" Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into a pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Bob said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be In? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Larry replied, with a smile, "Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK! I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them Out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Bob said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage after the third pub!" __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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