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idk01 · 4 June 2009, 06:22 PM

Two naked statues, a man and a woman, had been standing looking at each
other in a park for a hundred years. One day, an angel came to visit them
and said since they had stood there so patiently through all the summers and
winters they would be rewarded by half an hour of human life to do whatever
they have wanted most.

The two statues came to life, looked at each other a bit shyly laughed a bit
and said, "Shall we?" and "Yes, let's do it!" They dashed for the bushes, from
which shortly was heard giggling, laughter and the shaking branches. After
a quarter hour, they came out from the bushes all hot, flustered and happy.

The angel said they had only used half their time and why didn't they start
all over again. The statues giggled a bit and the man statue said to the
woman statue: "Ok, let's do it again, only this time we'll do it the other
way around. YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL shit on its' head."

diablojota · 4 June 2009, 06:26 PM

Hahahahhaha! That is not what I expected!

limbo · 4 June 2009, 06:44 PM

SubmarinerMan · 4 June 2009, 09:43 PM

Lion · 4 June 2009, 11:46 PM

Very funny!!!

champion5 · 5 June 2009, 01:11 AM

great one!!! i like surprise endings!!!

JJ Irani · 5 June 2009, 03:54 AM

swatty · 5 June 2009, 08:42 PM

Bisquitlips · 6 June 2009, 09:18 AM

4 June 2009, 06:22 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Statues!!!!! Two naked statues, a man and a woman, had been standing looking at each other in a park for a hundred years. One day, an angel came to visit them and said since they had stood there so patiently through all the summers and winters they would be rewarded by half an hour of human life to do whatever they have wanted most. The two statues came to life, looked at each other a bit shyly laughed a bit and said, "Shall we?" and "Yes, let's do it!" They dashed for the bushes, from which shortly was heard giggling, laughter and the shaking branches. After a quarter hour, they came out from the bushes all hot, flustered and happy. The angel said they had only used half their time and why didn't they start all over again. The statues giggled a bit and the man statue said to the woman statue: "Ok, let's do it again, only this time we'll do it the other way around. YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL shit on its' head." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

4 June 2009, 06:26 PM	#2
diablojota "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Real Name: Frank Location: Chattanooga, TN Watch: SS Submariner Date Posts: 4,042	Hahahahhaha! That is not what I expected! __________________ RTFT - Read The Friggin' Thread FcB

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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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