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idk01 · 8 June 2009, 05:09 PM

Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the
following three conditions:

1) $100.00 to do it on the grass.

2) $200.00 to do it on a couch.

3) $300.00 to do it in the bed.

In the morning an Englishman walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table. So
they go out and did it on the grass.

Soon, an American walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So they go for
the couch and do it on there.

At the end of the day, a Greek walks in and slaps $300 on the table. Happy
to see the money, the prostitute says, "Wow ... now you've got some class".

The Greek responds, "Class my arse - we're having it three times on the grass!"

SubmarinerMan · 8 June 2009, 07:14 PM

Lion · 9 June 2009, 01:51 AM

Very funny!!!

limbo · 9 June 2009, 07:13 AM

coddger · 9 June 2009, 08:56 AM

8 June 2009, 05:09 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Three different rates Once there was a prostitute who had three different rates based on the following three conditions: 1) $100.00 to do it on the grass. 2) $200.00 to do it on a couch. 3) $300.00 to do it in the bed. In the morning an Englishman walks in and slaps a $100 note on the table. So they go out and did it on the grass. Soon, an American walks in and slaps a $200 note on the table. So they go for the couch and do it on there. At the end of the day, a Greek walks in and slaps $300 on the table. Happy to see the money, the prostitute says, "Wow ... now you've got some class". The Greek responds, "Class my arse - we're having it three times on the grass!" __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

8 June 2009, 07:14 PM	#2
SubmarinerMan "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Matt Location: Bedfordshire, UK Watch: 16610LV Posts: 1,046	__________________ Rolex Submariner 16610 LV 'M'. Rolex Submariner 16610 'M'. Rolex Sea-Dweller 126600. Omega Seamaster 2226.80.00. Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean 2907.50.91 .

9 June 2009, 01:51 AM	#3
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very funny!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

9 June 2009, 08:56 AM	#5
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9 June 2009, 07:13 AM	#4
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