What’s for breakfast?

[Wahlberg]

Originally Posted by daveathall

This is a proper English breakfast, albeit a healthy version and must have been put together specifically for someone on a diet. Only one egg, one sausage and small slice of black pudding, not on really, and while they are at it, they could get rid of the salad (Tomato). No hash brows either, must be the breakfast for an athlete in training.

After I wake up I always take a dump first. If I had to eat this after my dump, I would have to go again.

How do people handle this lol?