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JF23 · 12 July 2009, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

I met the Surgeon General last week...

He offered me a cigarette......

Filters save lives...

Latrodectus · 13 July 2009, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

I met the Surgeon General last week...

He offered me a cigarette......

did you smoke it

Rockrolex · 13 July 2009, 01:39 AM

This is the poorest excuse for a hijacking that I think I have seen here. As the masters (Allan, Frans, Adrian) have indicated, hijacking is a sophisticated, refined, and very complex art. It is not something that should be tried by amateurs. And it should never be done at home except under the careful and continued supervision of an expert.

If you look around, you will find excellent examples of masterful hijackings on TRF. This is clearly not one of them.

idk01 · 13 July 2009, 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

This is the poorest excuse for a hijacking that I think I have seen here. As the masters (Allan, Frans, Adrian) have indicated, hijacking is a sophisticated, refined, and very complex art. It is not something that should be tried by amateurs. And it should never be done at home except under the careful and continued supervision of an expert.

If you look around, you will find excellent examples of masterful hijackings on TRF. This is clearly not one of them.

:-) I just have to face the facts Ed, I'll never be a hijacker

well not a good one anyway :-)

Back to the Watchout section

Rockrolex · 13 July 2009, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by idk01

:-) I just have to face the facts Ed, I'll never be a hijacker

well not a good one anyway :-)

Back to the Watchout section

You just have to know your limitations, Dave. We all have them. It's just a matter of accepting what you can and cannot do.

But don't say never. Just keep watching and learning from the masters. And take baby steps. On occasion, stick your toe in the water and try a hijack. Pretty soon you'll get the hang of it. The main thing to remember is that you cannot start a hijack thread. A hijack has to come in the middle of a thread. Although there have been some extreme examples of a hijack that started with the second post. But this can only be done by a sensai black belt hijack master of the 32nd degree.

It is something to which every novice hijacker can aspire.

JJ Irani · 13 July 2009, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

This is the poorest excuse for a hijacking that I think I have seen here. As the masters (Allan, Frans, Adrian) have indicated, hijacking is a sophisticated, refined, and very complex art. It is not something that should be tried by amateurs. And it should never be done at home except under the careful and continued supervision of an expert.

If you look around, you will find excellent examples of masterful hijackings on TRF. This is clearly not one of them.

Very true.....and that's 'cause I haven't posted yet.....until now!!

Goodwatch · 13 July 2009, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Very true.....and that's 'cause I haven't posted yet.....until now!!

I'm sorry JJ, you still have your sheep belt. Not up there with the demi-gods of hijacking

TheVTCGuy · 12 July 2009, 11:58 PM

My Wife said she wanted to spruce up our sex life... so she tied me to the bed.

Then she put her clothes on and went out for the evening!!!!

C. Davidson · 13 July 2009, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

My Wife said she wanted to spruce up our sex life... so she tied me to the bed.

Then she put her clothes on and went out for the evening!!!!

But what I really want to know, is which is better; Rolex or Omega?

JF23 · 13 July 2009, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by C. Davidson

But what I really want to know, is which is better; Rolex or Omega?

Panerai

Seriously though, can I wear my Submariner when golfing?

TheVTCGuy · 13 July 2009, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JF23

Panerai

Seriously though, can I wear my Submariner when golfing?

NO!!!!! You might get it wet!!!!!

I can't find the date on my Daytona

C. Davidson · 13 July 2009, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

NO!!!!! You might get it wet!!!!!

I can't find the date on my Daytona

First, line up your hour hand directly at the sun. Then engage your chronograph until your elapsed second hand lines up perfectly with the horizon. Read the Tachymeter, add that number to the number of days to the next full moon and whalah! You'll have the accurate date for the month. BTW this only works in the Northern Hemisphere...sorry JJ.

So where was I? Thats right, Im thinking of buying a Rolex...Where should I buy it? Grey or AD?

allanofcalifornia · 13 July 2009, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

NO!!!!! You might get it wet!!!!!

I can't find the date on my Daytona

You cannot find a date with your Daytona? I heard a shopping mall is a good place to find one!

Allan

allanofcalifornia · 13 July 2009, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by JF23

Panerai

Seriously though, can I wear my Submariner when golfing?

Isn't Panerai is a food dish using a frying pan?

Allan

allanofcalifornia · 13 July 2009, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by C. Davidson

But what I really want to know, is which is better; Rolex or Omega?

What is an Omega? Is that a new car?

Allan

allanofcalifornia · 13 July 2009, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by TheVTCGuy

My Wife said she wanted to spruce up our sex life... so she tied me to the bed.

Then she put her clothes on and went out for the evening!!!!

Too much information! We only need to know that she went out to have fun!

Alan

ijen0311 · 13 July 2009, 12:53 AM

He turns 61 today

C. Davidson · 13 July 2009, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

He turns 61 today

The best hijack ever!

allanofcalifornia · 13 July 2009, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

He turns 61 today

This is really going to bring all the women out!!

Allan

Prince · 13 July 2009, 03:53 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

He turns 61 today

He doesn't look a day over 61!

train-time · 13 July 2009, 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by ijen0311

He turns 61 today

He looks fantastic for 61

East Bay Rider · 13 July 2009, 03:47 AM

... and then he said "that's not a camel, that's my wife."

Goodwatch · 13 July 2009, 03:50 AM

Qui a les plus grosses maracas?

Me, of course

East Bay Rider · 13 July 2009, 05:11 AM

I went for a ride on my bike yesterday. The trails were wet from all the rain.

Uh oh...

All in all a fun time.

Gee I hope I didn't disrupt the flow of the thread.

Taffi Abernathy · 13 July 2009, 05:23 AM

This thread reminds me of an ADD convention.

(Speaking psychologically: If you've got OCD and you know it, wash your hands!)

Prince · 13 July 2009, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Taffi Abernathy

This thread reminds me of an ADD convention...

What in the world are you talking about, Faith?

DanP · 13 July 2009, 05:51 AM

Iron Man 2 looks SWEEEEEET!!!!

Jimbits76 · 13 July 2009, 06:38 AM

Truly then the only un-hijackable thread is a thread setting out to be hijacked by having it's subject matter originally based around highjacking!!!!!

J

Rockrolex · 13 July 2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Bubbs...I finks they is onto us!!!!!!!!

J

We've been onto you for years, jimseypoo76. If you thought you could pull the wool over the mods eyes with the Kiwi's sheep, you are sadly mistaken.

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Truly then the only un-hijackable thread is a thread setting out to be hijacked by having it's subject matter originally based around highjacking!!!!!

J

You got it, ol' Bitsybottoms76. You cannot hijack a thread that is itself about hijacking. It's an oxymoron that encompasses circular reasoning, always returning to the same starting point - the hijack.

Prince · 13 July 2009, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Rockrolex

...You cannot hijack a thread that is itself about hijacking. It's an oxymoron that encompasses circular reasoning, always returning to the same starting point - the hijack.

Please see my possible workaround to this conundrum above, Ed.

13 July 2009, 01:39 AM	#3
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,970	This is the poorest excuse for a hijacking that I think I have seen here. As the masters (Allan, Frans, Adrian) have indicated, hijacking is a sophisticated, refined, and very complex art. It is not something that should be tried by amateurs. And it should never be done at home except under the careful and continued supervision of an expert. If you look around, you will find excellent examples of masterful hijackings on TRF. This is clearly not one of them. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

13 July 2009, 03:47 AM	#22
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,074	... and then he said "that's not a camel, that's my wife." __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

13 July 2009, 03:50 AM	#23
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	Qui a les plus grosses maracas? Me, of course __________________ Member# 127

13 July 2009, 05:11 AM	#24
East Bay Rider "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Real Name: Bill Location: East Bay RI Watch: GMT-II 16710LN Posts: 12,074	I went for a ride on my bike yesterday. The trails were wet from all the rain. Uh oh... All in all a fun time. Gee I hope I didn't disrupt the flow of the thread. __________________ I bought a cheap watch from the crazy man Floating down canal It doesn't use numbers or moving hands It always just says "now" Now you may be thinking that I was had But this watch is never wrong And if I have trouble the warranty said Breathe In, Breathe Out, Move On J. Buffett Instagram: eastbayrider46

13 July 2009, 05:23 AM	#25
Taffi Abernathy "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Faith Location: Philadelphia, PA Watch: TT DJ, SS DJ Posts: 4,053	This thread reminds me of an ADD convention. (Speaking psychologically: If you've got OCD and you know it, wash your hands!) __________________ Sarcasm is my second language.

12 July 2009, 11:58 PM	#8
TheVTCGuy Banned Join Date: Jul 2008 Real Name: Paul Location: San Diego Watch: 126619LB Posts: 21,540	My Wife said she wanted to spruce up our sex life... so she tied me to the bed. Then she put her clothes on and went out for the evening!!!!

13 July 2009, 12:53 AM	#17
ijen0311 "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Jen Location: Jax, FL Watch: Sea-Dweller Posts: 3,977	He turns 61 today

13 July 2009, 05:51 AM	#27
DanP Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Dan P Location: Vancouver. Canada Watch: GV-U-Kno-Me :) Posts: 2,436	Iron Man 2 looks SWEEEEEET!!!!

13 July 2009, 06:38 AM	#28
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Truly then the only un-hijackable thread is a thread setting out to be hijacked by having it's subject matter originally based around highjacking!!!!! J

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