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Jimbits76 · 15 July 2009, 04:21 AM

It's about that time of year...ie the Kiwi has announced his tosser's list.

Yep it's the return of the TRF honourary Brit awards...last years were a huge success and it is time Martin and I had a good think (along with some of our newest Brit friends here) concerning the latest list and admissions into the hall of fame.

The final list in 2008 was as follows...

Queen Lisa, in the Carry On style of Babs Windsor, to reign with Queen Bitsy
Ladies in waiting Mirenya and Karis
Frans of the Duchy of Hens, and drinking dens of Porto
Dame Carolina
Duchess Nancy,
Sir Al, admiral of the fleet
Princess Ashley
Raffish Terry "Biggles" Newton, chief of air staff
Eddie and Michael of the colony of Oz, keepers of the Kings chamber pots and cultural keepers to the Kings comics (pictures only)
Earl, Duke of Earl, court musician
David Duke of Squirrel and protector of Bitsy's nuts
Jim S, keeper of the hounds
Art, cultural attache for the nether regions of San Francisco, Brighton & Edinburgh
Bubba estate manager with special responsibilities for vetting royal mistresses, trailer supplied by estate
Baron Top JJ, master of the rolls, supreme ruler of the Banana & Coco Republics, big benny, and tosser extraordinaire
Steve, Lord of the manor
James of Gedanken, chief torturer and executioner (on loan from the Spanish inquisition, but no one suspects)
Paulie, (Mailman) court jester, late delivery of punch line to be expected
TR mayor, Lord Heru first Baron of Indonesia, Chair of The Committee of Agriculture, Farming and Fisheries and general top Onion and good egg
Prince Allan
Ed Chief Lord Justice
Sir Daniel. Knight of The British Realm and "our man in Guam"
Jedi, Royal Navy Tactical Diving Commander Lee
Larry, guardian of the crown tools
Adrian of Ecky Thump currently in tax exile in the Palace of Sandringham, supplier to the Queen of the finest mushy peas, tripe & onions and black pudding (guaranteed to give you the Bolton trotters)

Good to see that none have been banned yet

Let nominations commence....

J

Jimbits76 · 15 July 2009, 04:23 AM

Chaps, I believe our good friend Ed needs inducting...

For services of irony, sarcasm and general keeping of Bubba the estate manager in order.

Title?????

With the moniker applied as per "real name"....I'm thinking ArchBishop Ed

J

JJ Irani · 15 July 2009, 04:23 AM

Thanks, buddy.....now get that spare room ready. I'm coming over to collect my award!!

Jimbits76 · 15 July 2009, 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Thanks, buddy.....now get that spare room ready. I'm coming over to collect my award!!

Fill the moat, raise the drawerbridge and lower the portcullis

J

JJ Irani · 15 July 2009, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Fill the moat, raise the drawerbridge and lower the portcullis

J

Bastid!!

And on that happy note, I'm off to work, everyone.

Have a great day, night or whatever!!

Cheers - JJ

Prince · 15 July 2009, 04:30 AM

I forgot I was an Honourary Brit! I hope I make the list again this year, what with my Anglophile leanings and all! Thanks for the list, Jim. EXXXXcellent!!!

Jocke · 15 July 2009, 04:33 AM

Yes, yes, yes finally a list I wasn't mention.

Jocke

Rockrolex · 15 July 2009, 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Chaps, I believe our good friend Ed needs inducting...

For services of irony, sarcasm and general keeping of Bubba the estate manager in order.

Title?????

With the moniker applied as per "real name"....I'm thinking ArchBishop Ed

J

Bless you, my son.

jdc · 15 July 2009, 04:39 AM

Blimey I had forgotten all about that, spiffing idea old bean

jdc · 15 July 2009, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Chaps, I believe our good friend Ed needs inducting...

For services of irony, sarcasm and general keeping of Bubba the estate manager in order.

Title?????

With the moniker applied as per "real name"....I'm thinking ArchBishop Ed

J

Ed was the lord chief justice

now he is taking on a Thomas Cranmer role

jdc · 15 July 2009, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jocke

Yes, yes, yes finally a list I wasn't mention.

Jocke

Could be a spy, Jocke Bond master of disguise and deception, plotting against bald foreign enemies of the state.
ole'MataHari'76 would be a willing pupil, especially with her dressing up box

Goodwatch · 15 July 2009, 04:50 AM

I say old chap, I'd forgotten all about that! Jolly good to remind us!

mailman · 15 July 2009, 05:54 AM

Did you call Frans a douche

Goodwatch · 15 July 2009, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Did you call Frans a douche

No Yank, he didn't! After all that I have done for you!

You unsophisticated ape!

jdc · 15 July 2009, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

Did you call Frans a douche

no nor is he a ducky

Jimbits76 · 15 July 2009, 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

No Yank, he didn't! After all that I have done for you!

You unsophisticated ape!

That made me laugh out loud.

You sound like the prose of Ian Fleming

J

Jimbits76 · 15 July 2009, 06:16 AM

Come on folks with so many new members here there must be some we can find roles for!!!!!

J

mailman · 15 July 2009, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Come on folks with so many new members here there must be some we can find roles for!!!!!

J

Why don't you and Frans go role play Brokeback Mountain.

I don't want to know which one os going to bite the pillow

mailman · 15 July 2009, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goodwatch

No Yank, he didn't! After all that I have done for you!

You unsophisticated ape!

JimSnyder · 15 July 2009, 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Thanks, buddy.....now get that spare room ready. I'm coming over to collect my award!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Fill the moat, raise the drawerbridge and lower the portcullis

J

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Bastid!!

And on that happy note, I'm off to work, everyone.

Have a great day, night or whatever!!

Cheers - JJ

Trurolexer · 15 July 2009, 04:13 PM

Thanks to put my name in your list, Jimbo. Mayor TR, sounds good to me...

Now...Onion everyone?

swatty · 15 July 2009, 05:21 PM

Nice list Jim, you really do have too much time on your hands

Jimbits76 · 15 July 2009, 08:18 PM

Peter...that wasn't me...that was our beloved friend Martin in the original thread

J

Lion · 15 July 2009, 08:40 PM

Phew, glad to see that I'm flying below the radar!!!

Jimbits76 · 15 July 2009, 08:42 PM

Oh no you aint....

Fellow Brits I propose...

Leo would be the Royal Botanist and tender of Kew.

J

Lion · 15 July 2009, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Oh no you aint....

Fellow Brits I propose...

Leo would be the Royal Botanist and tender of Kew.

J

Jim, Thanx I'm touched!!!
Love the plants and flowers.....

Alcan · 15 July 2009, 09:31 PM

"Sir Al, admiral of the fleet"

We have a problem with this. As I'm a real Brit, I can't be an honourary Brit. Unless maybe I can be an honourary honourary Brit?

P.S. It IS honourary, not honorary. Spell Checker be damned!!!

Jimbits76 · 16 July 2009, 03:02 AM

Al...all this talk of britishishnesh could be a smoke screen.

We need to prepare a little Brit quiz for you to ensure your nationality before taking you off of our list!!!!!!

J

allanofcalifornia · 16 July 2009, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jimbits76

Al...all this talk of britishishnesh could be a smoke screen.

We need to prepare a little Brit quiz for you to ensure your nationality before taking you off of our list!!!!!!

J

Don't worry! We will take you on the other side of the pond! The British are always giving away the jewels!

Allan

jdc · 16 July 2009, 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by allanofcalifornia

Don't worry! We will take you on the other side of the pond! The British are always giving away the jewels!

Allan

not so I always keep tight hold of mine especially when good queen Bitsy is about

15 July 2009, 04:21 AM	#1
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	TRF Honourary Brit Awards 09 It's about that time of year...ie the Kiwi has announced his tosser's list. Yep it's the return of the TRF honourary Brit awards...last years were a huge success and it is time Martin and I had a good think (along with some of our newest Brit friends here) concerning the latest list and admissions into the hall of fame. The final list in 2008 was as follows... Queen Lisa, in the Carry On style of Babs Windsor, to reign with Queen Bitsy Ladies in waiting Mirenya and Karis Frans of the Duchy of Hens, and drinking dens of Porto Dame Carolina Duchess Nancy, Sir Al, admiral of the fleet Princess Ashley Raffish Terry "Biggles" Newton, chief of air staff Eddie and Michael of the colony of Oz, keepers of the Kings chamber pots and cultural keepers to the Kings comics (pictures only) Earl, Duke of Earl, court musician David Duke of Squirrel and protector of Bitsy's nuts Jim S, keeper of the hounds Art, cultural attache for the nether regions of San Francisco, Brighton & Edinburgh Bubba estate manager with special responsibilities for vetting royal mistresses, trailer supplied by estate Baron Top JJ, master of the rolls, supreme ruler of the Banana & Coco Republics, big benny, and tosser extraordinaire Steve, Lord of the manor James of Gedanken, chief torturer and executioner (on loan from the Spanish inquisition, but no one suspects) Paulie, (Mailman) court jester, late delivery of punch line to be expected TR mayor, Lord Heru first Baron of Indonesia, Chair of The Committee of Agriculture, Farming and Fisheries and general top Onion and good egg Prince Allan Ed Chief Lord Justice Sir Daniel. Knight of The British Realm and "our man in Guam" Jedi, Royal Navy Tactical Diving Commander Lee Larry, guardian of the crown tools Adrian of Ecky Thump currently in tax exile in the Palace of Sandringham, supplier to the Queen of the finest mushy peas, tripe & onions and black pudding (guaranteed to give you the Bolton trotters) Good to see that none have been banned yet Let nominations commence.... J

15 July 2009, 04:23 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Thanks, buddy.....now get that spare room ready. I'm coming over to collect my award!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

15 July 2009, 04:30 AM	#6
Prince "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Real Name: Allan Location: St. Augustine, FL Watch: Daytona/Sub/GMT/DJ Posts: 20,323	I forgot I was an Honourary Brit! I hope I make the list again this year, what with my Anglophile leanings and all! Thanks for the list, Jim. EXXXXcellent!!! __________________ Member: Rolex Keeper's Society "You see, you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself." - Rick Nelson

15 July 2009, 04:33 AM	#7
Jocke 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Real Name: Jocke Location: Sweden Watch: A dozen of Rolex's Posts: 22,541	Yes, yes, yes finally a list I wasn't mention. Jocke __________________ This message is written in perfect swenglish. What is best a custom Rolex or a Rolex that is stuck in custom? Buy a professional camera and you´re a professional photographer, buy a flute and you own a flute.

15 July 2009, 04:50 AM	#12
Goodwatch "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Real Name: Frans ® Location: Rotterdam Watch: the sunrise... Posts: 10,230	I say old chap, I'd forgotten all about that! Jolly good to remind us! __________________ Member# 127

15 July 2009, 04:39 AM	#9
jdc "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: UK Posts: 7,023	Blimey I had forgotten all about that, spiffing idea old bean

15 July 2009, 05:54 AM	#13
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	Did you call Frans a douche __________________ JJ

15 July 2009, 06:16 AM	#17
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Come on folks with so many new members here there must be some we can find roles for!!!!! J

15 July 2009, 04:13 PM	#21
Trurolexer Banned Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: USA Watch: 5513MaxiI+PreComex Posts: 18,421	Thanks to put my name in your list, Jimbo. Mayor TR, sounds good to me... Now...Onion everyone?

15 July 2009, 05:21 PM	#22
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415	Nice list Jim, you really do have too much time on your hands

15 July 2009, 08:18 PM	#23
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Peter...that wasn't me...that was our beloved friend Martin in the original thread J

15 July 2009, 08:40 PM	#24
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Phew, glad to see that I'm flying below the radar!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

15 July 2009, 08:42 PM	#25
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Oh no you aint.... Fellow Brits I propose... Leo would be the Royal Botanist and tender of Kew. J

15 July 2009, 09:31 PM	#27
Alcan 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Real Name: Al Location: Way Up North Watch: your P's & Q's Posts: 10,473	*"Sir Al, admiral of the fleet"* We have a problem with this. As I'm a real Brit, I can't be an honourary Brit. Unless maybe I can be an honourary honourary Brit? P.S. It IS honourary, not honorary. Spell Checker be damned!!! __________________ Member #1,315 I don't want to get technical, but according to chemistry alcohol IS a solution!

16 July 2009, 03:02 AM	#28
Jimbits76 "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: UK Posts: 9,407	Al...all this talk of britishishnesh could be a smoke screen. We need to prepare a little Brit quiz for you to ensure your nationality before taking you off of our list!!!!!! J

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