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Old 18 July 2009, 04:21 PM   #1
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A wife asked her husband.

"Tell me darling, how old do you think I look?", a wife asked her husband.

"Well", said the husband "from the hair, I'd say 21. From the skin I'd say
20, and from the figure I'd say 23".

"Oh you flatterer" she gushed.

"Hold on a minute", he replied, "I haven't added 'em up yet".

Then the fight started......................
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Old 18 July 2009, 04:43 PM   #2
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Definitely can't tell that one to wifey. LOL...
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Old 18 July 2009, 06:05 PM   #3
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Old 19 July 2009, 05:14 AM   #6
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Old 19 July 2009, 11:41 AM   #7
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Old 20 July 2009, 01:58 PM   #8
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Haha lol lol
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Old 20 July 2009, 05:49 PM   #9
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Old 24 July 2009, 06:50 AM   #11
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Very funny!!!
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That's one way to get castrated!


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