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padi56 · 16 November 2006, 02:13 AM

Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t.
Practise Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon ?
If That Phone Was Up Your ars#, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
Thank You For Pot Smoking.
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Boogie.
If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ars#.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha
So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away ?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

C.J. · 16 November 2006, 03:17 AM

JJ Irani · 16 November 2006, 03:40 AM

astcell · 16 November 2006, 04:36 AM

Best I ever saw, on an old beaten up pickup:

"This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across on it."

mailman · 16 November 2006, 09:27 AM

16 November 2006, 02:13 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Top Bumper Sticker's. Constipated People Don't Give A Sh!t. Practise Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon ? If That Phone Was Up Your ars#, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better. Thank You For Pot Smoking. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Boogie. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ars#. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away ? The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

16 November 2006, 03:17 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

16 November 2006, 03:40 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

16 November 2006, 09:27 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

16 November 2006, 04:36 AM	#4
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Best I ever saw, on an old beaten up pickup: "This may not be the Mayflower, but your daughter came across on it."

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