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padi56 · 16 November 2006, 02:14 AM

Mario and Marie, a nice young Italion couple, were getting married and planned on living with Marie's mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs and were getting ready for bed. Mario started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first, and he had hair all over his chest. Marie ran downstairs and told her mother.

"Mummy!! Mummy!! He?s got hair all over his chest !"
Her mother replied, "Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud."

So Marie ran upstairs and found Mario taking off his trousers. He was extremely hairy all over his legs. Marie ran down the steps to tell her mother.

"Mummy, he?s got hair all over his legs."
"Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud."

Marie ran upstairs and found her new husband sitting on the bed taking off his socks. Unfortunately, he had lost half of his foot in the war. Marie took one look, and ran downstairs.

"Mummy, Mummy, he?s only got a foot and a half !"
At this, mother yelled, "Marie, you wait here. I'm gonna go upstairs this is a job for Mama!"

C.J. · 16 November 2006, 03:13 AM

JJ Irani · 16 November 2006, 03:14 AM

Oh boy, too funny!!

mailman · 16 November 2006, 09:26 AM

padi56 · 16 November 2006, 08:12 PM

Well Paulie this must be a first no pen#s envy remark from JJ do you think I should ring up Norris McWhirter from the Guinness Book of Records.

mailman · 16 November 2006, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Well Paulie this must be a first no pen#s envy remark from JJ do you think I should ring up Norris McWhirter from the Guinness Book of Records.

I think you must. I was thinking the same thing when I first read this. I was waiting for his smart-arsed remark

JJ Irani · 17 November 2006, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Well Paulie this must be a first no pen#s envy remark from JJ do you think I should ring up Norris McWhirter from the Guinness Book of Records.

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Originally Posted by mailman

I think you must. I was thinking the same thing when I first read this. I was waiting for his smart-arsed remark

LOL! I exercised a lot of self-control!! Yeah...right!!

mailman · 17 November 2006, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

LOL! I exercised a lot of self-control!! Yeah...right!!

I didn't know that you had any

padi56 · 18 November 2006, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

LOL! I exercised a lot of self-control!! Yeah...right!!

Well thats whats you got two wrists for JJ,self control and watch winding.

16 November 2006, 02:14 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Mummy, Mummy ... Mario and Marie, a nice young Italion couple, were getting married and planned on living with Marie's mother until they could establish a place of their own. On their wedding night, they went upstairs and were getting ready for bed. Mario started to get undressed, taking off his shirt first, and he had hair all over his chest. Marie ran downstairs and told her mother. "Mummy!! Mummy!! He?s got hair all over his chest !" Her mother replied, "Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud." So Marie ran upstairs and found Mario taking off his trousers. He was extremely hairy all over his legs. Marie ran down the steps to tell her mother. "Mummy, he?s got hair all over his legs." "Marie, you go upstairs and make your mother proud." Marie ran upstairs and found her new husband sitting on the bed taking off his socks. Unfortunately, he had lost half of his foot in the war. Marie took one look, and ran downstairs. "Mummy, Mummy, he?s only got a foot and a half !" At this, mother yelled, "Marie, you wait here. I'm gonna go upstairs this is a job for Mama!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

16 November 2006, 03:13 AM	#2
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

16 November 2006, 03:14 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Oh boy, too funny!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

16 November 2006, 09:26 AM	#4
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	__________________ JJ

16 November 2006, 08:12 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Well Paulie this must be a first no pen#s envy remark from JJ do you think I should ring up Norris McWhirter from the Guinness Book of Records. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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