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TheDeuce · 19 September 2009, 02:20 AM

Blonde goes into the AD to buy herself a new Rolex. The salesman begins the sales pitch:

"And here we have the Lady Datejust. Twenty-six mm case in stainless steel, Jubilee bracelet, and an authentic Rolex diamond dial with the date at three o clock."

Blonde scrunches her eyes, scratches her head, and comes back with:

"Gee those guys at Rolex are stupid! What if I want to know the date and it's not three o clock yet????"

m.

sexner · 19 September 2009, 03:07 AM

:chuc kle:

asadtiger · 19 September 2009, 03:15 AM

hahahah...

JJ Irani · 19 September 2009, 05:53 AM

figbo · 19 September 2009, 07:05 AM

Good one!

AWATCH · 19 September 2009, 07:47 AM

Hey, your talking about my ex-wife

Bebot · 19 September 2009, 03:40 PM

watch-nut · 19 September 2009, 05:53 PM

SubmarinerMan · 19 September 2009, 09:18 PM

idk01 · 19 September 2009, 11:03 PM

limbo · 21 September 2009, 03:43 AM

sleddog · 21 September 2009, 03:58 AM

Only a blonde!!

unclesallie · 21 September 2009, 04:14 AM

well, what IF it's not 3:00 o'clock?

swatty · 21 September 2009, 09:57 AM

Andad · 21 September 2009, 08:28 PM

I don't get that one?

onkyo · 21 September 2009, 11:57 PM

Lion · 22 September 2009, 12:17 AM

Yikes!!!

Latrodectus · 22 September 2009, 01:05 PM

senorpdog · 22 September 2009, 01:39 PM

hahaha

cody p · 23 September 2009, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directioneng

I don't get that one?

me neither? i think i need a walk-through.

19 September 2009, 02:20 AM	#1
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21 September 2009, 04:14 AM	#13
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