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mailman · 19 November 2006, 11:11 PM

Men are NOT mind readers.
Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

Sunday Sports: It's like the full moon or changing of the guard...let it be.

Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are NEVER going to think of it that way.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hits do NOT work! Strong hints do NOT work! Obvious hits do NOT work! JUST SAY IT!

"Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem -- See a doctor.

Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret Girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

Christopher Columbis did not need directions and neither do we.

All men see in only sixteen colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit and NOT a color. We have no idea what mauve is.

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect and answer you don't want to hear.

When we have to go somewher, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY!

mike · 19 November 2006, 11:35 PM

How True!

padi56 · 19 November 2006, 11:40 PM

Yes very true but if only.

Eire75 · 20 November 2006, 02:52 AM

Summed up perfectly!!!

JJ Irani · 20 November 2006, 03:28 AM

Spot-on!!

C.J. · 20 November 2006, 08:06 AM

19 November 2006, 11:11 PM	#1
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	The Male Perspective Men are NOT mind readers. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Sunday Sports: It's like the full moon or changing of the guard...let it be. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are NEVER going to think of it that way. Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hits do NOT work! Strong hints do NOT work! Obvious hits do NOT work! JUST SAY IT! "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem -- See a doctor. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret Girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. Christopher Columbis did not need directions and neither do we. All men see in only sixteen colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit and NOT a color. We have no idea what mauve is. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect and answer you don't want to hear. When we have to go somewher, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY! __________________ JJ

19 November 2006, 11:40 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Yes very true but if only. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

20 November 2006, 03:28 AM	#5
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Spot-on!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

20 November 2006, 08:06 AM	#6
C.J. "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: * Posts: 10,196	__________________ Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there

19 November 2006, 11:35 PM	#2
mike "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 22,683	How True!

20 November 2006, 02:52 AM	#4
Eire75 Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Real Name: Eric Location: Boston Ma Posts: 14	Summed up perfectly!!!

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