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padi56 · 19 November 2006, 11:14 PM

Tony Blair wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best suit ready for another hard days bullshitting. Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks "By god, Tony, you're looking good this morning." He admires the fine cut of his suit and the sparkle of his smile, and takes a deep breath. "Feeling good too" he notes.

Sitting at breakfast Cherie says "You're looking really good this morning Tony"
"I feel good too." responds Tony.
"But you're not smelling too good dear." comments Cherie

Tony takes a sniff. "Hmmm. You're right there." he says worriedly "I am smelling a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, downs his coffee and heads for his private office.

"Good morning." he grins at his secretary.
"Yes its a beautiful morning" she replies "and you're looking really good."
"Why thank you I feel good too." replies Tony flexing his arms.
"Oh Tony!" cries his secretary "You may look good and feel good but you smell awful!"

Worried, Tony visits his doctor. "Doc I have a problem." he says "I look good and feel good but I smell awful!"
The doctor consults his medical textbook scanning quickly through... "Look good ... yeah ... feel good ... yeah ... smell awful ..."

"Ah .. that's it Tony I have the answer ... You're a C#NT"

mailman · 19 November 2006, 11:23 PM

He wears the same cologne as does GWB

padi56 · 19 November 2006, 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by mailman

He wears the same cologne as does GWB

Well its hard to choose these days Paulie but Blair has been up Bushes ars# a few times lately.And you know the saying shit happens,well shit bloody stinks too.

JJ Irani · 20 November 2006, 04:00 AM

C.J. · 20 November 2006, 08:03 AM

padi56 · 20 November 2006, 09:17 PM

19 November 2006, 11:14 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Looking Good. Tony Blair wakes up one morning, showers and puts on his best suit ready for another hard days bullshitting. Catching sight of himself in the mirror he thinks "By god, Tony, you're looking good this morning." He admires the fine cut of his suit and the sparkle of his smile, and takes a deep breath. "Feeling good too" he notes. Sitting at breakfast Cherie says "You're looking really good this morning Tony" "I feel good too." responds Tony. "But you're not smelling too good dear." comments Cherie Tony takes a sniff. "Hmmm. You're right there." he says worriedly "I am smelling a bit rough." He finishes his breakfast, downs his coffee and heads for his private office. "Good morning." he grins at his secretary. "Yes its a beautiful morning" she replies "and you're looking really good." "Why thank you I feel good too." replies Tony flexing his arms. "Oh Tony!" cries his secretary "You may look good and feel good but you smell awful!" Worried, Tony visits his doctor. "Doc I have a problem." he says "I look good and feel good but I smell awful!" The doctor consults his medical textbook scanning quickly through... "Look good ... yeah ... feel good ... yeah ... smell awful ..." "Ah .. that's it Tony I have the answer ... You're a C#NT" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

19 November 2006, 11:23 PM	#2
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	He wears the same cologne as does GWB __________________ JJ

20 November 2006, 04:00 AM	#4
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20 November 2006, 09:17 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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