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19 November 2006, 11:16 PM
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Q/a.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up. Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? A: His wife died. Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party? A: The cake jumps out of the girl. Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full. Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it. Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak Q: How is pubic hair like parsley? A: You push it to the side before you start eating. Q: What's the difference between Lawyers, politicians and a vampire? A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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 ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder 
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19 November 2006, 11:25 PM
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LMAO Peter
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19 November 2006, 11:30 PM
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19 November 2006, 11:33 PM
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Ed!!! Ed!!! Did you see this:
Q: What's the difference between Lawyers and politician and a vampire? A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.  
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19 November 2006, 11:44 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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20 November 2006, 12:08 AM
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20 November 2006, 03:56 AM
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Monday morning blues gone out the window!! 
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20 November 2006, 06:56 AM
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20 November 2006, 06:57 AM
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20 November 2006, 07:54 AM
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Me? I'm still looking for Kokomo. I just hope that damn golfer isn't there 
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20 November 2006, 09:19 PM
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ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder
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