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Old 24 September 2009, 05:51 PM   #1
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Bar Joke Corn

So a Termite walks into a bar and says

"is the Bartender here?"


............Dont ban me oh man I'll be wiping the corn off in the bathroom till morning with that
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Old 25 September 2009, 12:19 AM   #2
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Old 25 September 2009, 04:13 AM   #3
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Old 25 September 2009, 04:31 AM   #4
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Old 25 September 2009, 12:05 PM   #5
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Old 27 September 2009, 08:36 AM   #7
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Ok, someone explain this one to me. I just don't seem to get it!
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Old 27 September 2009, 10:18 AM   #8
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Ok, someone explain this one to me. I just don't seem to get it!
Me neither!
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Old 27 September 2009, 03:57 PM   #9
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Old 27 September 2009, 04:23 PM   #10
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My wife and I sat at the bar restaurant with a pitcher of beer, and we finally got the joke. I won't spoil it for the rest of you poor slobs.
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Old 27 September 2009, 05:23 PM   #11
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Old 27 September 2009, 06:02 PM   #12
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That took me awhile.
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Old 28 September 2009, 10:53 PM   #13
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Mad!!!!...ha ha ha...it's taken me 4 days to get that!!!!...I won't spoil it either!!!......
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Old 29 September 2009, 01:27 AM   #14
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Old 29 September 2009, 01:33 AM   #15
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Very good!!!
Wow am I ever slow - I just got it - and I read this Thursday.

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