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padi56 · 25 November 2006, 02:37 AM

Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office ...But she had a boyfriend...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said,

"I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you"

But the girl said "NO WAY!"

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up"

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend ... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says "Ask him for £200 , pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down!"

So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened?"

She said

"The b@stard used coins!!"

Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!

astcell · 25 November 2006, 03:26 AM

Thanks for the tip! :-)

JJ Irani · 25 November 2006, 03:36 AM

JJ Irani · 25 November 2006, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astcell

Thanks for the tip! :-)

mailman · 25 November 2006, 08:23 AM

I hope they were pennies

padi56 · 25 November 2006, 07:56 PM

25 November 2006, 02:37 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	Business Lessons. Johnny wanted to screw a girl in his office ...But she had a boyfriend... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me screw you" But the girl said "NO WAY!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up" She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend ... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says "Ask him for £200 , pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down!" So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 mins the boyfriend calls and asks "What happened?" She said "The b@stard used coins!!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed! __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 November 2006, 03:36 AM	#3
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

25 November 2006, 08:23 AM	#5
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	I hope they were pennies __________________ JJ

25 November 2006, 07:56 PM	#6
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,062	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

25 November 2006, 03:26 AM	#2
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Thanks for the tip! :-)

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