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Old 22 September 2005, 07:02 PM   #1
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My Girlfriend.

I was a very happy person.

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so
we decided to get married.There was only one little thing bothering me
It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts,and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her
private parts.It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check
the wedding invitations.She was alone when I arrived,and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her sister.Well, I was in total shock,
and couldn't say a word.She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door.I opened the door, and headed straight toward my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!


With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,"We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter,Welcome to the family."





And the moral of THIS story is .......














Always keep your condoms in your car!
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Old 22 September 2005, 07:28 PM   #2
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I always keep one on just in case I get lucky.
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Old 23 September 2005, 03:39 AM   #4
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I always keep one on just in case I get lucky.
Aren't they difficult to pee though.
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