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Old 31 July 2009, 12:27 AM   #1
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Free mammograms in Florida today.......

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.Moved to joke forum not really suited for the open forum,one I posted 3 years ago below.


http://www.rolexforums.com/showthrea...ree+mammograms
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Old 31 July 2009, 12:28 AM   #2
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Old 31 July 2009, 12:36 AM   #3
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either he's a midget or they will need a step ladder, I don't think he has thought this through
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Old 31 July 2009, 12:53 AM   #4
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Hey! Swede, how'd you get that picture of me?
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Old 31 July 2009, 12:55 AM   #5
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Hey! Swede, how'd you get that picture of me?


With a camera.....
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Old 31 July 2009, 12:56 AM   #6
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With a camera.....
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Old 31 July 2009, 12:58 AM   #7
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It's part of our new healthcare system!!
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Old 31 July 2009, 01:02 AM   #8
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Good one Leo !!

I'll be down shortly to offer my services, as an assistant, to the enterprising gentleman.

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Old 31 July 2009, 01:15 AM   #9
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Old 31 July 2009, 01:15 AM   #10
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what's the address?
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Old 31 July 2009, 01:19 AM   #11
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what's the address?


My office.....when are you coming?
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Old 31 July 2009, 01:23 AM   #12
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As an assistant to the health care provider I'll require the location of your office too buddy.

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Old 31 July 2009, 01:24 AM   #13
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Old 31 July 2009, 01:46 AM   #14
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only if that would work for real
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Old 31 July 2009, 02:54 AM   #15
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hhhmmmm, wonder why this was moved down here since it's not a joke?
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Old 31 July 2009, 03:39 AM   #16
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Old 31 July 2009, 03:43 AM   #17
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hhhmmmm, wonder why this was moved down here since it's not a joke?
It certainly is not. A professional service that saves the examinee lots and lots of money, not to mention avoiding that pesky doctor's office visit!
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Old 31 July 2009, 04:23 AM   #18
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It certainly is not. A professional service that saves the examinee lots and lots of money, not to mention avoiding that pesky doctor's office visit!

My point exactly..

And just when they were starting to inquire about my address it was moved here:cryin g:

This could have been a win win situation for all involved parties
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Old 31 July 2009, 04:43 AM   #19
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My point exactly..

And just when they were starting to inquire about my address it was moved here:cryin g:

This could have been a win win situation for all involved parties
Well Leo, if you keep walking around wearing the "mammograph", I'm sure you'll be able to drum up some business somewhere. Persistence always pays off in the long run.
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Old 31 July 2009, 05:39 AM   #20
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Well Leo, if you keep walking around wearing the "mammograph", I'm sure you'll be able to drum up some business somewhere. Persistence always pays off in the long run.

Read a couple of posts above, that's were my assistant come in to play
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Old 31 July 2009, 06:43 AM   #21
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......I don't think he has thought this through
At that distance, he could also end up cross eyed
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At that distance, he could also end up cross eyed
Or with his eyes poked out!

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what's the address?
The service is soo great that he comes to you.
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Hmmmm, we may have lost your test resuls Maam, we'll need to repeat the test again...
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