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padi56 · 29 January 2007, 01:50 AM

A little boy is walking in the park when he spots two rabbits sh'gging."What are they doing,Mummy?"he asked.
"Oh",she said,"They`re,erm,they`re just making sandwiches"
A few minutes later,he spots two"o dogs doing the same thing.
"What are THEY doing Mummy?""Oh,they`re making sandwiches too".

That night,the little boy can`t sleep and goes into his Mum and Dads room.He catches them having sex.The Dad panics and flusters,but the little boy says"Don`t worry Daddy,I know you`re making sandwiches.Mummy's got mayonnaise all round her mouth!"!!

Remember how you interpret this joke is all down to your dirty mind.

JJ Irani · 29 January 2007, 05:19 AM

mailman · 29 January 2007, 06:28 AM

That's a good woman

President · 29 January 2007, 07:40 AM

Haha!

29 January 2007, 01:50 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Sandwiches! A little boy is walking in the park when he spots two rabbits sh'gging."What are they doing,Mummy?"he asked. "Oh",she said,"They`re,erm,they`re just making sandwiches" A few minutes later,he spots two"o dogs doing the same thing. "What are THEY doing Mummy?""Oh,they`re making sandwiches too". That night,the little boy can`t sleep and goes into his Mum and Dads room.He catches them having sex.The Dad panics and flusters,but the little boy says"Don`t worry Daddy,I know you`re making sandwiches.Mummy's got mayonnaise all round her mouth!"!! Remember how you interpret this joke is all down to your dirty mind. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

29 January 2007, 05:19 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

29 January 2007, 06:28 AM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	That's a good woman __________________ JJ

29 January 2007, 07:40 AM	#4
President Banned Join Date: Dec 2006 Real Name: M.Thatcher MP Location: Le Locle Watch: Bear Grylls Posts: 2,913	Haha!

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