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6 April 2010, 11:16 PM | #1 |
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Blonde Joke
Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was.
The first blonde said, "Easter is the holiday where they have a big feast, give thanks and eat turkey." St. Peter rolled his eyes, said, "Blondes," and banished her to Hell. The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate the birth of Jesus and exchange gifts." St. Peter said, "Wrong," and he banished her to Hell. St. Peter looked at the third blonde and said, "OK ... tell me." She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples when he was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder." St. Peter was impressed. "Verrrrry good," he said. The blonde continued, "Now every year, they roll away the boulder, and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball." St. Peter fainted. GO DUKE!!
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6 April 2010, 11:58 PM | #2 |
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HAHAHA.
As much as I hate them, congratulations are in order to the Duke Blue Devils.
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7 April 2010, 05:12 AM | #3 |
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Yikes!!!
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7 April 2010, 05:43 AM | #4 |
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:thumbsu p:
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7 April 2010, 07:52 PM | #6 |
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8 April 2010, 04:10 AM | #7 |
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As much as I hate them.... well, I just hate them. A lot.
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8 April 2010, 10:49 PM | #9 |
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9 April 2010, 10:43 AM | #10 |
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Yea Duke!! My son and his wife are both postdocs there.
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Verry Good.
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