This is what happens...

[Iron Dealer 1]

A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man (see golf beer.jpg above) who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, 'If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?' No, I had to stop drinking years ago, 'the homeless man replied.

'Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?' the man asked.' No, I don't waste time fishing, 'the homeless man said. 'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?' the man asked. 'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless man. 'I haven't played golf in 20 years!'

'Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?' the man asked.' What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?' exclaimed the homeless man.

'Well, 'said the man, 'I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.' The homeless man was astounded.' Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting.'

The man replied, 'That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and women.'

[Fofo]

[Lion]

Very funny!!!

[marie]

[JJ Irani]

[limbo]

[chrislkb]

[Kokyuryoku]

[Ultraman]

[Bisquitlips]

[idk01]

[Boopie]

Good one!

You need to insert a line about cigars, too...

[Watchdog]

[swatty]