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Old 30 March 2007, 03:24 AM   #1
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The funeral.

A woman looked out her window to see a very unusual funeral procession. There was a hearse, a woman walking a pit bull dog behing the hearse, then another hearse, then 200 women in single file behind that one. She could not stand to not know what was going on so she walked out to the procession.

Walking up to the woman with the dog, she said, "I'm sorry to bother you in this sad moment, but what I am seeing here before me is simply not comprehensible. Can you please tell me what's going on?"

The woman replied, "Well, in this hearse in front of me is my husband. In the hearse behind me is a woman he has been havng an affair with. This dog here caught them in the act and killed them both."

"Can I borrow that dog?"

"Get in line."
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Old 30 March 2007, 03:29 AM   #2
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