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Old 9 April 2007, 04:18 AM   #1
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Two Quickies

What kind of bees give the best milk?


Boo-bies


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Why did the Greek boy leave home?


He didn't like the way he was being reared
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Old 9 April 2007, 04:31 AM   #2
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And of course:

Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer?

He wanted a foam mattress.

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Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty?

He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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Why did the Maharishi not want novocaine when he had a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork.

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Why did King Author wear his CLOAK to the Great Ball, rather than his MANTLE?

Cause kings go better with cloak!

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Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff?

He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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Old 9 April 2007, 05:00 AM   #3
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LOL! Good ones from two of TRF's leading tossers!!
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Old 9 April 2007, 05:30 AM   #4
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LOL! Good ones from two of TRF's leading tossers!!
Awwww, thanks so much, JJ. I'm blushing...
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Old 9 April 2007, 06:27 PM   #5
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well done guys and you should be.
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Old 9 April 2007, 08:02 PM   #6
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well done guys and you should be.
I'm rare, Peter!
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