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9 April 2007, 04:18 AM | #1 |
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What kind of bees give the best milk?
Boo-bies -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the Greek boy leave home? He didn't like the way he was being reared
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And of course: Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer? He wanted a foam mattress. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty? He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the Maharishi not want novocaine when he had a tooth pulled? He wanted to transcend dental medication. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar? He wanted sweet and sour pork. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why did King Author wear his CLOAK to the Great Ball, rather than his MANTLE? Cause kings go better with cloak! ---------------------------------------------------------------- Why did the truck driver drive his truck off the cliff? He wanted to try out the air brakes.
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LOL! Good ones from two of TRF's leading tossers!!
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Awwww, thanks so much, JJ. I'm blushing...
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well done guys and you should be.
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