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padi56 · 11 April 2007, 08:09 PM

A gentleman staying at the Ritz Hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a telephone box on Piccadilly.

Back at the hotel he rings the number. A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of assistance.

The gentleman says, "I'd like a bl#w job, some missionary work, a little doggie-style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a pearl necklace. What do you think?"

The lady says, "I think it sounds intriguing, sir, but you might like to press 9 first to get an outside line."

cbrenthus · 11 April 2007, 11:21 PM

JJ Irani · 12 April 2007, 04:38 AM

mlb · 12 April 2007, 03:31 PM

Mike

oldbreadstinks · 13 April 2007, 02:07 AM

lol i think that happened to a friend of mine in australia

President · 13 April 2007, 03:36 AM

jasonbellevue · 15 April 2007, 04:39 PM

That was a good one!!

davor · 15 April 2007, 08:30 PM

mailman · 15 April 2007, 10:25 PM

11 April 2007, 08:09 PM	#1
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