All those questions you always wanted to ask

[jamesbondOO7]

Originally Posted by The GMT Master

1) Take it off and swallow it, it'll cure your hiccups and improve accuracy

2) The only answer is to attach the patented Rolex watch parachute and hurl it from the plane. You can find it later by using the patented Rolex divining rod. Both of these can be yours for £999 each

3) The watch will magnetise the phone. If you have to use a phone whilst wearing a Rolex, speaking whilst doing a handstand should solve any problems

4) Avoid eating cheese. Rolexes are lactose intolerant

5) If you wear a Rolex when driving, make sure you drive in the same lane as the hand you wear it on. Not following this advice could make your watch explode.

6) You can wear a Rolex when clubbing, but dancing may cause irreversible damage to your dignity

7) Allowing your Rolex to smoke 20 Marlboros a day significantly improves accuracy, although it may develop a nasty cough

That is helping. Thanks! About 4, does that include all produces from Wisconsin?

[Rydah]

Originally Posted by The GMT Master

5) If you wear a Rolex when driving, make sure you drive in the same lane as the hand you wear it on. Not following this advice could make your watch explode.

Hahahahaha

[cyglee]

Can Chuck Norris wear a Rolex, and have it keep running?

[mfer]

Originally Posted by cyglee

Can Chuck Norris wear a Rolex, and have it keep running?

Of course, he doesn't even have to move or wind it. Chuck Norris will just look at it and the watch becomes scared and moves, keeping it self wound.

[tomallen]

Originally Posted by cyglee

Can Chuck Norris wear a Rolex, and have it keep running?

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can stop a Rolex by pointing at it. If your Rolex has stopped Chuck is near by. You may not see him but he can see you.

[Mistry]

Originally Posted by cyglee

Can Chuck Norris wear a Rolex, and have it keep running?

Chuck Norris doesnt need to know the time, what ever time he says it is, it is- hence he doesnt need a watch!

[southtexas]

I feel a little dumber having read this thread. What say we gO noodlin'?

[RRGHOST1]

Those questions are as equally annoying as, "should i send my watch for regulating as its running fast 6 seconds a day."

[PeteNYC13]

I agree that some of the questions are down right crazy...but, I also get a kick out of the folks that ask a bunch of "stranger" on an internet forum which watch they should spend $10,000 on! If you have that much spare cash to spend on a watch, surely you can make that decision, no?

Not trying to flame, jut always scratch my head at that one.

-Pete

[Onikage]

Don't brush your teeth.
If you must fart do it slowly and quietly. Loud and rapidly ejected farts cause a sudden increase in atmospheric pressure and could cause the crown to unscrew itself, thus infecting all Rolexes without the gas release valve with highly destructive noxious gas.

[jamesbondOO7]

Originally Posted by Onikage

If you must fart do it slowly and quietly. Loud and rapidly ejected farts cause a sudden increase in atmospheric pressure and could cause the crown to unscrew itself, thus infecting all Rolexes without the gas release valve with highly destructive noxious gas.

I wanted to ask about that situation precisely, but was not sure if I could. I have the answer now, many thanks! Up to now, I always took my watch off and went to fart in another room.I was indeed concerned by the rapid change in atmospheric pressure and my Rolex does not have an escape valve like I do.

[757doc001]

Once my Rolex stops running, do I need to purchase a new battery or just throw away the watch altogether?

[NYC6]

[jamesbondOO7]

When I wear my Rolex, should I always take the lift, or can I take the stairs? I like to do a bit of exercise, but I am concerned about the vibrations for my watch. Is there a difference between going up or down the stairs? Is there a maximum speed? If yes, how many steps (standard height) per minute? Thanks!

[Johny]

which is the best type of hole to dig whilst wearing your rolex, round or square. thank you in advance.

[chicfarmer1]

I'm three inches (7.5 cm) tall. Would a YG diamond Day Date look too flash?

[Grumpy Badger]

Originally Posted by Johny

which is the best type of hole to dig whilst wearing your rolex, round or square. thank you in advance.

hexagonal, you fool!

[Johny]

Originally Posted by Grumpy Badger

hexagonal, you fool!

fool might be best to find out which type of rolex first.

[Grumpy Badger]

My bad!

I got confused, hexagonal for Audy P ROO, dodecahedral for Rolex Holes, regardless of model!

Can I ride my horses wearing a sub or is it correct for the horse to wear the watch during exercise?

[cgjane]

Is INSERT WATCH HERE too big for my wrist?

I dunno, have you tried it on? How am I supposed to know 10000000 miles away?

[jamesbondOO7]

We had a brief tremor at 7:36 this am, magnitude 4. Do I need to have my watch checked?

[Grumpy Badger]

Originally Posted by jamesbondOO7

We had a brief tremor at 7:36 this am, magnitude 4. Do I need to have my watch checked?

An earth tremor or did you and Mrs Bond have an "intimate moment"?

If so, Good Drills on the factor 4!

[jamesbondOO7]

Now, now


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Sismo de magnitude 4 sentido esta manhã no Algarve

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Sismos
Um sismo de magnitude 4, que foi sentido, ocorreu esta manhã, às 7h36, a Este de Monchique, informa o site do Instituto de Meteorologia.

Vários leitores confirmaram ao barlavento.online que o sismo foi sentido em todo o Algarve, em especial na zona do Barlavento, e ainda no Baixo Alentejo.

O sismo não provocou quaisquer danos.

Ainda segundo os dados do site do IM, este foi o sismo de maior magnitude registado este ano na rede sismológica nacional.
26 de Março de 2011 | 08:20
barlavento

[Xenophon]

I don't like to look at Rolex on my wrist too much in case it wears it out

[jamesbondOO7]

Was sunbathing today. Is it safe to wear a black dial watch in the sun?

[moviefreak]

Originally Posted by jamesbondOO7

I have so many questions about my Rolex...

If I have a hiccup, should I take it off as it might impact its accuracy?

On a plane, if the pilot announces that there will be turbulences, what should I do? Is it better to keep it on the wrist or should I take it off and put it inside my hand luggage?

Can the use of a mobile phone magnetize my Rolex? Should I be careful which hand I use for my mobile phone vis-à-vis the wrist I wear my Rolex on?

Is there any food, I should avoid when wearing my Rolex?

Can I wear my Rolex when I drive or only on motorways? Can bumps in the road damage it?

Can I wear my Rolex when I go to a night club or could disco dancing damage it?

Does smoke affect its accuracy?

All those questions, please help.

you are James Bond.... why should you care...

[thewatchguy93]

You can't be serious about these questions surely, what food will damage my rolex? wow thats new to me, spend 5K on a watch and can't wear it anywhere!!??





Sorry if I sound sharp but just wear your watch, thats what you bought it for?



Dino

[R.G]

Originally Posted by dingoo93

you can't be serious about these questions surely, what food will damage my rolex? Wow thats new to me, spend 5k on a watch and can't wear it anywhere!!??





sorry if i sound sharp but just wear your watch, thats what you bought it for?



Dino

w - t - f ??!!

[The GMT Master]

Originally Posted by Dingoo93

You can't be serious about these questions surely, what food will damage my rolex? wow thats new to me, spend 5K on a watch and can't wear it anywhere!!??





Sorry if I sound sharp but just wear your watch, thats what you bought it for?



Dino

Dino mate, it's making fun of the silly questions some people ask

[R.G]

Originally Posted by The GMT Master

Dino mate, it's making fun of the silly questions some people ask