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Idle Swede · 19 October 2009, 11:01 PM

Miss Beatrice,
The church organist,
Was in her eighties
And had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness
And kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor
Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it..
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned
With tea and scones,
They began to chat..
The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said,
'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'
Pointing to the bowl.
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'

idk01 · 19 October 2009, 11:03 PM

alohanakoni · 20 October 2009, 12:39 AM

good one!

R1@160@alltimes · 20 October 2009, 12:47 AM

Ohh man that was good

JJ Irani · 20 October 2009, 02:48 AM

Brushpup · 20 October 2009, 05:18 AM

limbo · 20 October 2009, 05:23 AM

sexner · 20 October 2009, 06:47 AM

cute

:chuc kle:

sleddog · 20 October 2009, 09:54 AM

:chuc kle:
I needed that..!

swatty · 20 October 2009, 07:08 PM

Lion · 28 October 2009, 01:42 AM

Very good!!!

Nick1959 · 28 October 2009, 02:08 AM

sandytn · 28 October 2009, 03:05 AM

Very funny

dalip · 28 October 2009, 12:09 PM

TSW · 21 July 2011, 10:06 PM

mitchy · 22 July 2011, 12:39 AM

19 October 2009, 11:01 PM	#1
Idle Swede Suspended Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Leo Location: Boca Raton Posts: 13,820	Better than Flu shot....... Miss Beatrice, The church organist, Was in her eighties And had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness And kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water Floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned With tea and scones, They began to chat.. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. 'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl. 'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'

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