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3 December 2009, 08:26 PM
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First Pregnancy.
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain." "I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks. "Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..." "Like this?" "A little more..." "Like this?" "No. A little more..." "Like this?" "Yes. Does that hurt?" "A little bit." "Now stretch it over your head!"
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4 December 2009, 03:07 AM
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4 December 2009, 03:18 AM
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4 December 2009, 03:20 AM
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4 December 2009, 03:21 AM
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Now tell me guys... what makes this funny?!?
You know, male seahorses actully give birth to the babies. Maybe you won't find this so funny once modern science brings this capability over to the human species... :x ;) |
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4 December 2009, 01:03 PM
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Haha, I see no one wanted to touch that with a 10 ft. pole.
I'm so great at killing joke threads... lol |
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4 December 2009, 05:57 PM
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4 December 2009, 06:24 PM
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4 December 2009, 10:32 PM
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My poor wife is going to feel that again this coming February, I'll have to show her this one Padi
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6 December 2009, 01:14 PM
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Ouch!!!
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7 December 2009, 12:59 PM
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7 December 2009, 01:02 PM
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 Don't know how I missed this,but I like!!
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7 December 2009, 09:45 PM
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LOVE IT keep em coming!
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21 July 2011, 08:27 PM
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