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8 December 2009, 11:41 AM
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Drunk Sex
A man walks into a bar.
He begins drinking profusely. After about 3 hours the guy is so smashed he can barely keep his head up. A lady sitting next to him begin to scream because she sees him masturbating. The bartender, really agitated screams, "Hey a$$hole, get out f my bar right now." The guy gives him an innocent but confused look and says, "Get out? Man I can't walk!!! I'm so drunk,... I don't even know who I'm f@cking!!!!!"
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8 December 2009, 11:44 AM
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Good one, sure you weren't a Sailor? Tight lines, weather has been too rough and nasty to head out over here.
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8 December 2009, 11:56 AM
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Nah, can't say that I was. Just a simple construction worker. I hear a lot of good and bad jokes. You should hear the ones I can't say here.
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8 December 2009, 12:53 PM
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8 December 2009, 01:43 PM
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8 December 2009, 01:56 PM
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8 December 2009, 05:47 PM
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13 December 2009, 10:18 AM
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