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limbo · 16 October 2009, 06:39 PM

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."

idk01 · 16 October 2009, 09:08 PM

Just got that one in my email tonight Vincent, what a crack up

figbo · 16 October 2009, 09:58 PM

OK,that was me!

alohanakoni · 16 October 2009, 11:26 PM

hahaha!

AWATCH · 16 October 2009, 11:31 PM

Numismatist · 16 October 2009, 11:59 PM

Good one!

icnbne · 17 October 2009, 12:20 AM

swatty · 17 October 2009, 08:19 AM

Lion · 17 October 2009, 10:57 AM

Very funny!!!

JJ Irani · 17 October 2009, 04:01 PM

dantheman20192 · 17 October 2009, 05:10 PM

:) superb

Bisquitlips · 18 October 2009, 04:23 AM

Ultraman · 19 October 2009, 09:53 PM

sandytn · 20 October 2009, 12:29 AM

sleddog · 20 October 2009, 03:16 PM

Spoken like a true Drunk!!

TSW · 22 July 2011, 05:40 AM

mitchy · 22 July 2011, 04:52 PM

johnbeth · 22 July 2011, 05:24 PM

16 October 2009, 06:39 PM	#1
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Supermarket Shopping A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee and a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly."

16 October 2009, 09:08 PM	#2
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