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8 May 2011, 05:20 AM
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The Mexican maid
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did." Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did did he???" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Senora....... The gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?" |
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8 May 2011, 06:08 AM
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8 May 2011, 06:19 AM
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8 May 2011, 07:38 AM
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8 May 2011, 07:42 AM
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:)
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8 May 2011, 08:16 AM
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8 May 2011, 09:15 AM
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Classic
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8 May 2011, 10:12 AM
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8 May 2011, 01:28 PM
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Too funny
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8 May 2011, 03:35 PM
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Very good! :D
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8 May 2011, 04:39 PM
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Like it
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8 May 2011, 07:54 PM
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Scary..
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11 May 2011, 01:28 PM
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Excellent!!!
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11 May 2011, 03:44 PM
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Mexicans!
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11 May 2011, 03:47 PM
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good one!
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12 May 2011, 01:43 AM
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12 May 2011, 01:54 AM
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12 May 2011, 11:30 PM
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12 May 2011, 11:50 PM
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got 'em! hahaha
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12 May 2011, 11:52 PM
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hahahaha
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14 May 2011, 11:09 AM
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Love it
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19 May 2011, 03:10 AM
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hilarious
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19 May 2011, 03:34 PM
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nice...
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21 July 2011, 05:03 PM
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:)
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21 July 2011, 05:10 PM
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21 July 2011, 05:14 PM
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Now I'm curious about what Maria looks like, might be interested in hiring her myself. :p
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22 July 2011, 07:54 PM
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