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figbo · 2 September 2009, 09:00 PM

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?"

He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..."
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idk01 · 2 September 2009, 10:04 PM

steelers · 2 September 2009, 11:42 PM

alohanakoni · 3 September 2009, 12:24 AM

oh lord!

sexner · 3 September 2009, 01:30 AM

JJ Irani · 3 September 2009, 04:12 AM

limbo · 3 September 2009, 06:55 AM

Latrodectus · 3 September 2009, 09:57 AM

Bebot · 4 September 2009, 03:38 AM

Only in San Francisco.

Brushpup · 6 September 2009, 07:40 AM

Yowzaaaa

Lion · 8 September 2009, 10:31 PM

Very funny!!!

Andad · 8 September 2009, 10:34 PM

I remember a similar joke but with a cop and a 44 gallon drum.

ROLEX MAN · 8 September 2009, 10:40 PM

very good!

TSW · 22 July 2011, 11:39 PM

:)

mitchy · 23 July 2011, 10:13 AM

Art 1 · 23 July 2011, 10:20 AM

Route 66 · 23 July 2011, 10:22 AM

2 September 2009, 09:00 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	The tree hugger While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?" "I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied. "You've gotta be kiddin' me." "No, would you like to give it a try?" Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, "What happened to you?" He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake..." __________________

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