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figbo · 3 September 2009, 11:12 PM

Here is your answer!
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby... Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.
The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the
wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled
in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!'

idk01 · 4 September 2009, 01:18 AM

Bebot · 4 September 2009, 01:50 AM

pain888 · 4 September 2009, 03:14 AM

Mrdi · 4 September 2009, 03:20 AM

Dirty little bugger.
That'l teach him.

nocampo · 4 September 2009, 03:28 AM

JJ Irani · 4 September 2009, 03:53 AM

steelers · 4 September 2009, 04:15 AM

Very good!

limbo · 4 September 2009, 06:37 AM

Lion · 8 September 2009, 10:33 PM

Very funny!!!

Brushpup · 11 September 2009, 01:49 AM

:chuckl e:

TSW · 23 July 2011, 05:02 PM

Haha

johnbeth · 23 July 2011, 05:07 PM

Chipmunk · 23 July 2011, 05:12 PM

mitchy · 23 July 2011, 10:45 PM

3 September 2009, 11:12 PM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Should children witness childbirth? Here is your answer! Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby... Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.....smack his ass again!'

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