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31 March 2009, 12:32 PM
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Location: California
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Caught in a vise
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his di<k in a vice. She then secured it tightly and threw away the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are", as she handed him the hacksaw. I'm going to set the garage on fire." |
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31 March 2009, 01:33 PM
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Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI
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Now that's a good one!!!
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31 March 2009, 02:03 PM
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Banned
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Real Name: Pav
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31 March 2009, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Real Name: Fred
Location: KY, USA
Watch: GMT-Master II
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Member # 16057 4-Hands Club Tosser Club Member TRF Skypers Group |
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31 March 2009, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Real Name: Jon
Location: Chicago
Watch: IIc,DJII,P244,A1-Z
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Seen it on Watchmen.
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31 March 2009, 04:15 PM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
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Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!!  I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!! |
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31 March 2009, 05:28 PM
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31 March 2009, 09:53 PM
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Real Name: Andy
Location: Kuala Lumpur, MY
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31 March 2009, 10:41 PM
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Real Name: Brian
Location: Hamilton, MI USA
Watch: My beloved TT DJ
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Ouch!
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1 April 2009, 01:41 PM
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Real Name: Only Mom Knows
Location: Land Of The Free
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 Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.
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1 April 2009, 01:52 PM
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Real Name: Pete
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2 April 2009, 12:25 AM
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Nice!
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2 April 2009, 12:40 AM
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Real Name: Dave
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Ouch
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26 July 2011, 05:56 AM
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Yikes
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26 July 2011, 08:54 PM
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