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figbo · 10 September 2008, 04:13 AM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???'

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
' No, I'm your son's teacher!

JJ Irani · 10 September 2008, 04:14 AM

Art161 · 10 September 2008, 05:25 AM

Rolexitis · 10 September 2008, 07:33 AM

Priceless

swatty · 10 September 2008, 11:01 AM

jasonbellevue · 10 September 2008, 03:24 PM

Bisquitlips · 19 January 2009, 07:34 AM

vapalux · 13 February 2009, 08:31 AM

Si

Latrodectus · 13 February 2009, 11:44 AM

MrRetep · 13 February 2009, 01:27 PM

SLS · 13 February 2009, 07:15 PM

That one always cracks me up!
~Scott

limbo · 13 February 2009, 08:58 PM

bodybump · 14 February 2009, 01:26 AM

TSW · 27 July 2011, 05:53 AM

:))

Art 1 · 27 July 2011, 06:28 AM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 12:48 AM

Route 66 · 28 July 2011, 12:50 AM

10 September 2008, 04:13 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Bad memory A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ' No, I'm your son's teacher!

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