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illuminatus · 11 March 2009, 08:01 PM

You have certainly made me laugh ...

Here's one I came across ...

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A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.”

The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said, “About 3 hours.”

The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?”

The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and half.”

The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, do me a favour.

Follow that guy, and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.”

A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asked, “So, where does that guy go when he leaves here?”

Bill looked up, choking on laughter, tears in his eyes, and said, “Your house.”

swatty · 11 March 2009, 08:12 PM

Lion · 11 March 2009, 11:03 PM

That's a good one!!!

Dan Pierce · 11 March 2009, 11:18 PM

dP

JimSnyder · 12 March 2009, 01:38 AM

vapalux · 12 March 2009, 02:39 AM

Si

JJ Irani · 12 March 2009, 02:43 AM

onkyo · 12 March 2009, 06:31 AM

limbo · 12 March 2009, 08:14 AM

Bisquitlips · 12 March 2009, 09:12 AM

Oh no!

Latrodectus · 12 March 2009, 01:16 PM

coddger · 12 March 2009, 01:22 PM

bodybump · 12 March 2009, 02:15 PM

TSW · 27 July 2011, 05:41 AM

musiclive · 27 July 2011, 11:17 AM

TIME IS GOLD

johnbeth · 27 July 2011, 12:24 PM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 01:07 AM

Route 66 · 28 July 2011, 01:12 AM

11 March 2009, 08:01 PM	#1
illuminatus "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2008 Real Name: David Location: Kent, UK Watch: Everose TOG Posts: 73	Thank you to the contributors here ... You have certainly made me laugh ... Here's one I came across ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” The guy left. A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About 3 hours.” The guy left. A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour and half.” The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey, Bill, do me a favour. Follow that guy, and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn’t ever come back.” A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, “So, where does that guy go when he leaves here?” Bill looked up, choking on laughter, tears in his eyes, and said, “Your house.” __________________ ~ All the best, David ~ Laugh Love & Live

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