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Old 10 February 2009, 02:54 AM   #1
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Greek and Irishman

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.

The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'

The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'

The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'

The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.'
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Old 10 February 2009, 03:08 AM   #2
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It is only a myth that is!! It was only a couple of guys who gave us the bad name
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Old 10 February 2009, 05:30 AM   #4
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Old 10 February 2009, 05:37 AM   #5
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It is only a myth that is!! It was only a couple of guys who gave us the bad name

The Irish any way, are too drunk to have sex

This is why the Irish girls come to Greece in summer

( I have spend 3 years with an Irish girl, 3 years of love and respect, and can declare that Greeks and Irish are very similar in atitude. I love them )
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Old 28 July 2011, 01:01 PM   #19
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love it

maybe you should add...

"the Greek government invented foreign debts bail out".... said the Greek

"the Irish who followed the Greek".... agreed the Irishman
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