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figbo · 8 September 2008, 02:29 AM

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?"

"Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic."
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible language.
Things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words!
You've got to take me home. Please Mama!"

"Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband
and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words?"

"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter.
"I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful.

Come get me, please." "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!"

Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama, he used words like dust, wash, iron, cook."

"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

JJ Irani · 8 September 2008, 03:34 AM

toph · 8 September 2008, 03:36 AM

- but he missed out "work"

Art161 · 8 September 2008, 04:35 AM

limbo · 8 September 2008, 06:47 AM

Tools · 9 September 2008, 01:46 AM

bran · 9 September 2008, 02:47 AM

Hmmm...when my wife and I got back from our honeymoon I mentioned those words and she had a four letter word for me, haha. Now I got another one, baby.

ratae1950 · 9 September 2008, 07:21 AM

Rofl!

swatty · 9 September 2008, 09:10 PM

Love it

ROLEX MAN · 9 September 2008, 10:19 PM

oh that four letter word!

jasonbellevue · 10 September 2008, 03:06 PM

Bisquitlips · 19 January 2009, 08:53 AM

TSW · 7 August 2011, 07:46 PM

Lol

watchf · 7 August 2011, 07:51 PM

hahahaa good one!

Art 1 · 7 August 2011, 10:18 PM

johnbeth · 7 August 2011, 10:20 PM

mitchy · 9 August 2011, 09:02 PM

SWIMPRUF · 10 August 2011, 12:10 AM

Phillips · 10 August 2011, 12:51 AM

I use my own four letter word MAID.

Chipmunk · 10 August 2011, 06:20 AM

8 September 2008, 02:29 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	young couple A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language. Things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You've got to take me home. Please Mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What four-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful. Come get me, please." "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama, he used words like dust, wash, iron, cook." "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.

8 September 2008, 03:34 AM	#2
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8 September 2008, 03:36 AM	#3
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9 September 2008, 02:47 AM	#7
bran Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Real Name: Bran Location: Walnut Cove, NC Posts: 225	Hmmm...when my wife and I got back from our honeymoon I mentioned those words and she had a four letter word for me, haha. Now I got another one, baby.

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9 September 2008, 09:10 PM	#9
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9 September 2008, 10:19 PM	#10
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