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Old 27 August 2011, 10:34 AM   #1
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Arbitrator- A cook that leaves Arby's to work @ McDonald's.
Avoidable- What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney- Where some hemlines fall.
Bernadette- The act of torching a mortgage.
Burglarize- What a crook sees with.
Control- A short, ugly inmate.
Counterfeiter- Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
Eyedropper- A clumsy opthamologist.
Heroes- What a guy in a boat does.
Left Bank- What a robber did when his bag was full of loot.
Misty- How golfers create divots.
Paradox- Two physicians.
Parasites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist- A helper on the farm.
Primate- Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Relief- What trees do in spring.
Selfish- What the owner of a seafood store does.
Subdued- Like a guy who, like, works on one of those, like submarines, man.
Sudafed- Brought litigation against a government official.
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Old 28 August 2011, 11:50 AM   #3
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Old 28 August 2011, 01:09 PM   #4
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