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Old 9 June 2011, 05:59 PM   #1
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The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell her what she had described. Teacher: "The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem. " Timmy: " I know what it is, it's an apple. " Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking. " "OK the next item is round, has a peel, and you eat it. "Christopher: "I know what it is, it's an orange. " Teacher: "That's right, I like the way you're thinking. " Johnny: "Can I try, Teacher? " Teacher: "Yes Johnny, but, Keep it clean! " Johnny sticks his hands in his pockets and feels around for a second, and says "My object is round, hard, and has a head on it. " Teacher: "Alright Johnny, go to the office! " Johnny: "No Teacher, it's a quarter, but, I like the way you're thinking! "
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Old 9 June 2011, 08:50 PM   #2
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Old 10 June 2011, 06:02 AM   #3
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