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mitchy · 20 July 2011, 06:10 PM

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four ". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror mirror on the door, make my "manhood " touch the floor! ". Again, there's a bright flash and both his legs fall off."

TSW · 20 July 2011, 09:02 PM

:)

FeelingTheBlues · 28 September 2011, 09:39 AM

brkanand · 28 September 2011, 09:40 AM

Ha ha! good one!

blackmsport · 28 September 2011, 10:06 AM

ho ho

Route 66 · 29 September 2011, 12:13 AM

eric23 · 29 September 2011, 12:44 AM

SWIMPRUF · 2 October 2011, 04:39 PM

Art 1 · 3 October 2011, 08:24 AM

swatty · 5 October 2011, 08:49 AM

Puffy · 5 October 2011, 06:26 PM

Chipmunk · 6 October 2011, 04:39 AM

20 July 2011, 06:10 PM	#1
mitchy "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Real Name: Mitch Location: . Watch: 116710LN Posts: 2,495	Mirror mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust-line forty four ". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror mirror on the door, make my "manhood " touch the floor! ". Again, there's a bright flash and both his legs fall off." __________________ Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted John Lennon

20 July 2011, 09:02 PM	#2
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