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Old 6 October 2011, 07:49 AM   #1
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A, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k.

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly...then said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
His eye is still swollen...but it should get better.
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Old 6 October 2011, 07:56 AM   #2
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Old 6 October 2011, 08:12 AM   #3
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Old 6 October 2011, 08:14 AM   #4
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Old 6 October 2011, 10:27 AM   #7
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Old 6 October 2011, 12:51 PM   #8
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Old 6 October 2011, 04:24 PM   #9
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Old 6 October 2011, 05:57 PM   #10
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Old 6 October 2011, 06:00 PM   #11
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Nice I should use this one when the time comes
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