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6 October 2011, 10:08 PM
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Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual. One of them is an Italian, one is Black and the other is Jewish. They are sitting around drinking some beers, and they make a wager. They bet who can make love to their wife and make her scream the longest. They agree to return next week and compare. Next week, they all arrive at the bar at the usual time with smiles on their faces. The Italian guy says, "I definitely won. I took my wife out to dinner, bought her roses, then took her home and made love to her. She screamed for an hour. "The black guy says, "Man, that's nothing. I cooked dinner for my wife, and for dessert I poured honey all over her and made love to her like never before. She screamed for two hours. "The Jewish guy chimes in, " I got you both beat. I made love to my wife for 3 minutes, pulled out, then wiped my schmeckel on the curtain. She's still screaming! "
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6 October 2011, 10:09 PM
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8 October 2011, 04:50 AM
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8 October 2011, 04:59 AM
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8 October 2011, 05:02 AM
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good one!
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8 October 2011, 05:20 AM
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8 October 2011, 05:23 AM
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8 October 2011, 12:42 PM
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That's sick!
Funny, but sick 
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8 October 2011, 12:43 PM
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8 October 2011, 01:44 PM
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8 October 2011, 03:49 PM
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hahahah
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8 October 2011, 04:11 PM
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