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padi56 · 15 November 2005, 07:16 PM

After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem, but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me"

"Trust me, it will do the job" said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so that he could continue counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Devon, Cornwall, Bristol, Birmingham, all of America.N.Z.,Essex, inner London, Newcastle, Leeds, Glasgow and anywhere else, except Australia, Finland,Netherlands, Wales & Canada.

Gedanken · 15 November 2005, 10:01 PM

Don't forget all suburbs west of Melbourne.

padi56 · 15 November 2005, 10:20 PM

Done.

JJ Irani · 16 November 2005, 03:32 AM

Hey, you forgot little Kiwiland, you tosser!!

15 November 2005, 07:16 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Vasectomy. After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem, but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Scouser said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me" "Trust me, it will do the job" said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point he paused, and placed the beer can between his legs so that he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Devon, Cornwall, Bristol, Birmingham, all of America.N.Z.,Essex, inner London, Newcastle, Leeds, Glasgow and anywhere else, except Australia, Finland,Netherlands, Wales & Canada. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

15 November 2005, 10:01 PM	#2
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	Don't forget all suburbs west of Melbourne. __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

15 November 2005, 10:20 PM	#3
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Done. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

16 November 2005, 03:32 AM	#4
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	Hey, you forgot little Kiwiland, you tosser!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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