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Old 21 September 2011, 01:41 AM   #1
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Wicked Joke, A Good One for the Ladies

A woman was in town on a shopping trip.
she began her day finding the most perfect
shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress
on sale in the second. In the third, everything
had just been reduced by 50 percent
when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that
her husband had just been in a terrible
car accident and was in a critical condition
and in the ICU. The woman told the doctor
to inform her husband where she was and
that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving
what was shaping up to be her best day ever
in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple
of more shops before heading to the hospital.
She ended up shopping the rest of the morning
finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a
beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the
last shop she was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband, feeling guilty
she dashed to the hospital.

She saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about
her husband's condition. The lady doctor glared at
her and shouted, You went ahead and finished your
shopping trip didn't you. I hope you're proud of yourself.
While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself in town, your husband has been languishing
in the Intensive Care Unit. It's just as well you went
and finished, because it will more than likely be the last
shopping trip you ever take. For the rest of his life he
will require round-the-clock care, and he will now
be your career.

The woman was feeling so guilty she broke down
and sobbed her heart out.

The lady doctor then chuckled and said I'm just
pulling your leg, he's dead now show me what you bought.
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Old 21 September 2011, 01:43 AM   #2
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Old 21 September 2011, 09:31 AM   #3
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Old 21 September 2011, 09:51 AM   #4
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..Women 'have' their priorities...
sorry fella..!!
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Old 21 September 2011, 08:32 PM   #8
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Old 21 September 2011, 09:27 PM   #9
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Old 21 September 2011, 11:14 PM   #10
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Old 22 September 2011, 07:00 AM   #11
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That started out as a golf joke with the punchline being "she's dead, now what'd you shoot?"
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Old 23 September 2011, 02:10 AM   #13
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That started out as a golf joke with the punchline being "she's dead, now what'd you shoot?"
I like yours better.
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Old 24 September 2011, 01:06 PM   #14
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Old 18 October 2011, 04:00 AM   #17
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Women doctors, they always know how to make you laugh eh?
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